A BIT OF HUMOR

WHAT'S FOR DINNER?

Can't eat beef:  Mad cow
Can't eat chicken:  Bird flu
Can't eat eggs:  Salmonella
Can't eat pork:  Trichinosis
Can't eat fish:  Mercury
Can't eat fruits:  Insecticides
Can't eat greens:  E. Coli
Can't eat veggies:  GMO
Can't eat grains:  Herbicides
Can't eat potatoes, pasta, bread, rice:  Carbs

Hmm...  I believe that leaves...  Chocolate!!

[forwarded by Gretchen Patti]

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