A BIT OF HUMOR

Having grown up just outside New York City, I barely knew a cow from an ear of
corn. Until, that is, I married a small town Ohio girl.
While I was in seminary school, I had a temporary assignment at a church in a
rural community.
The day of my first sermon, I tried very hard to fit in. Maybe too hard.
With my wife sitting in the first pew, I began my discourse, "I never saw a cow
until I met my wife."

[forwarded by Jerry Lambert]

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The trouble with political jokes is they get elected.

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